Friday, January 14, 2011

100

This is my 100th post. When I started this little ol' blog, it was under the pressure of my dear college roommates. They all had theirs, of which I stalked frequently, and because we all live far from each other now, it seems the best way to keep up with each other. I figured it was be a good outlet for me to the world, to my friends, my family, and if necessary, to vent. I had no idea I would make it two years without losing interest in yet another project. :) So in honor of my 100th post, here are 100 things you never wanted to know about me. Just in case this little blog does indeed one day lose its helium. Feel free to move on to Facebook at any time. ;) 1. As I start this, I'm laughing, because of course I'm doing a list. I'm OCD like this. I have To-List pads all over my house, purse, and office. Mostly with owls on them. 2. I am mostly 5 minutes late wherever I go, except church. 3. My parents always told me I was going to be a leader since my mama toe is longer than my daddy toe. Can anyone tell me if this is just a rumor? I have a major complex about this still. 4. I love being in love. 5. I have the best friends in the world. 6. If I could live anywhere in the world, it would be on a lake in rustic little cabin with windows all the way around it. But very well decorated. ;) 7. When I was about 5, I ran over my own leg on my bike. My parents wouldn't believe me until I showed them the tread marks on my calf. I'm talented like that. 8. People who make me laugh are by far the most attractive in my book. 9. Reese cups and diet coke could sustain me for about a week I'm pretty sure. 10. Other than that I do not care for chocolate. Period. 11. I have migraines that are completely debilitating. My best friend Leah, also my freshman roommate at AU, would lay in the top bunk with me and make sure I wouldn't fall out as I cried myself to sleep. She's a GOLD friend. 12. You know, like the Girl Scout song....Make new friends but keep the oooold. One is silver and the others gold.... I have so many silver and gold friends. They mean the world to me. 13. Do-si-do girl scout cookies are my dream come true. 14. Scary movies are my favorite! 15. My dog Wilson was named after the volleyball on Castaway, because he was such a good buddy to Tom Hanks while stranded. 16. My other dog was just named Tucker because I like it, aka T-bird. Sometimes I call him Eoyore (from Winnie the Pooh) because of his 'tude. 17. I have kept emails and cards from friends I now am fuzzy on the reasons/details about, but the words they have written me are priceless. 18. I am not a sugary cereal eater. Not even as a kid. Cheerios are ok by me. 19. But if you want to bring me breakfast, I want that cinnamon bagel with the honey walnut cream cheese spread from Panera that Ginny Grimes introduced me to at the beach. Pure heaven. 20. I'm looking at a candy bowl of dumdums on my desk right now. Not a fan. And this is wise. I would NEVER put Reeses out in my office. 21. If I'm going shopping it's most likely for shoes. I have an addiction. And strangely, I have a lot of heels, says the person who wears boots to work. 22. Bo Jackson hangs in my office, in his "Goal Line Drive" from '82. Bo knows football. 23. I have been skydiving, and loved every minute of it. The worst part for me was waddling like a duck out of the plane. It's unattractive. 24. I have never been a morning person, but would rather stay up until the wee hours. Strangely I find this changing in my old age. 25. Sapphires are my favorite. Paired with diamonds of course. 26. I stay glued to the Discovery Channel, Discovery Health, TLC, and Animal Planet. The only network shows I watch are Greys Anatomy these days. 27. I believe 100% in miracles. My mother is one. Ask me one day, and I'll tell you her story. 28. I was born in Montgomery, AL. 29. My great-grandparents were immigrants from Italy, and came to America through Ellis Island, NY. Their last name was Nicomedes, but at Ellis Island it was changed to Nicometo because frankly, they didn't care how my family spelled it. 30. Crab cakes and fried green tomatoes are two of my favorite things in the world. 31. My favorite weekend of the year is OOC Weekend, my college roomie reunion! 32. I am O Positive, and for that reason I give blood every two months. 33. I went on a mission trip to Bolivia when I was 22 with my Dad, and was changed in so many wonderful ways. 34. My hot pink hard hat gets more respect on jobsites than you'd think. I assume its because guys just don't know what to think of me. 35. Of the 8 or so math courses I took at Auburn, my favorite was Differential Equations. Gives me chills. 36. So with that, I'll say, I'm proud to be a nerd. I suppose its better than a dork. 37. Did anyone know I like owls? 38. I am quite content in blue jeans, as long as I can wear some good earrings, and my boots. 39. I love to be spoiled, I'm just saying. But I want to spoil someone just as much. 40. I once got a ticket for speeding....after the cop found me....tucked behind the rest area in a parking lot. I suppose it could've been worse...like evading??...but I did have to potty, promise. 41. I love making wishes come true! 42. I have a hard time forgetting past mistakes. I want to get better about this. 43. I am brutally honest. 44. Gone With the Wind is my all time favorite movie. 45. I want "Betty Davis Eyes." 46. I wish some moments could be bottled up like perfume and sprayed on later to take happy whiffs of throughout the days. Others, I wish could be erased. 47. I miss Napster. 48. Flying roaches scare me tremendously. 49. Because my sister is blonde, I would hide her baby pictures and tell her she's adopted. She actually probably wishes she was sometimes! 50. I cry when I'm happy and sad, angry or hurt. If you know me well, you can tell the difference in these cries. 51. I have my Golden Girl boots in my closet, and will gladly show you a little snippet of our routine from the football field. My kicks were very high, no guarentees on that now, but it still makes me smile to remember dancing. 52. It has never been more great to be an Auburn Tiger!!!! 53. I have a SECRET security clearance for my job with the Federal Government. It took 23 references to clear me for it and almost a year. 54. I do not like coffee. Actually, never tried it. 55. My favorite veggies are squash and okra, hands down, any way you want to cook it for me. 56. I blame my girlfriend Rigsby for my addiction to medicated chapstick. I cannot live without it! 57. I will eat any fish all day long. 58. I became a sushi eater last year and have loved it all! 59. I always need at least a foot on you if I'm laying next to you. It must be a security thing. 60. I'm a snuggler. (I'd prefer more than a foot) 61. I sleep with a shotgun under the bed and 38 special in the nightstand. Make my day. 62. I am constantly thinking about something I want to redecorate. 63. One of my biggest flaws is lack of patience, which is something I am constantly working on. 64. I love to host parties, and I will use any escuse in the world to throw one. 65. This really might have been the dumbest idea I've ever had. I am boring myself..... 66. I had said a lot of things to a lot of people I wish I could take back. 67. Deja vu happens to me a lot. Does that mean I've really dreamed about that moment prior to? That's just so strange to me. 68. My hair was straight as a board until I hit puberty in high school. What's up with that? 69. I was divorced in 2008, after 4 years of being married. 70. Part of my marriage was really really great, other parts were not. 71. It took a long time for me to forgive myself for failing. 72. I wish I had a crystal ball. I don't want details, but I'd like an overview of my future. 73. My dad tears up when he tells me or my sister how proud of us he is. I hope I can keep it up. 74. My mom is the most cheerful person in the world. This can be both frightening and overwhelming if you dont know her. But I do, therefore, it's just hereditary. :) 75. I used to sing in a band called "Intertwined" in high school. A church band. We toured, even to New Orleans once. This is not a joke. 76. Strangely, I believe my mic always got "accidently" turned off. I was however, the comic relief on all the bus rides. 77. I have been out of the country to Italy, Greece, Turkey, and cruised the Southern Carribean. 78. I broke my tailbone at 18 on Chimney Rock at Lake Martin. 79. I broke my arm at 6 riding my neighbor's bike that was too small for me. 80. I've broken pretty much all my fingers playing volleyball in high school. I was the setter. 81. I've ridden in a BlackHawk helicopter. 82. I have very little patience for things, but all the time in the world for the people I love. 83. I love the smell of babies, puppy breath, vanilla, and rain. 84. I love the sound of thunder, a good gut laugh, my sister singing, the AU Marching Band taking the field, and Jeff saying my name. 85. I love the feel of warm towels from the dryer, feet on feet, the hot sun, and someone playing with my hair. 86. My favorite flowers are hydrandreas. 87. I cannot wait to take a photography class and learn more about taking really good pictures! 88. Do not like rude people, but know I am one sometimes. 89. I have a short temper, and have tried very hard this past year to work on this. 90. I majored in Civil Engineering, but always wanted to be a Veterinarian. 91. I make up motions and do "interpretive dancing" to songs as I belt them out at the top of my lungs. Personal favorites are ZZTop's "She's Got Legs" and Tone Loc's "Funky Comadina". 92. I could of course tone it down a bit with Patrick Swayze's "She Like the Wind"..... 93. I love to go to antique shops and flea markets, your junk may be my treasure with some elbow grease and love! 94. I sneeze little bitty sneezes, and several times in a row. I always say it's the only dainty thing about me. 95. I can tell you the difference in the male and female blue crab. This is from years of throwing crab traps over our boat with my dad in the bayou in Freeport, FL. 96. I hope my home will be full of character and personality, love and warmth when viewed from the outside in, if I ever have a complete project! 97. I am left handed in every possible way, but wear my watch on my left wrist like all right handed people do...because I thought when I was younger I would really stand out as strange if it were on my right wrist. It was a major complex for me, clearly. 98. I am at times, quite moody, obnoxious, over-sensitive, stubborn, lazy, obsessive, and needy. 99. I am also funny, optimistic, helpful, generous, independent, smart, creative, loving, practical, and kind. I hope. 100. My name is Jennifer, and if anyone is still out there (tap, tap) I'm finally, finally signing off. There is absolutely nothing else I even care to know about me. Cheers to 100 posts.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Welcoming 2011 with a BANG!

The definition of a bang in my world: Fireworks, a Cattle Roundup, and Target Practice. 'Cause that's how I roll....
New Year's Eve I rolled out of bed around 5:00...in the p.m.....after a raging migraine all day. But when you're invited to the firework extravaganza on the farm it's worth peeling myself out of bed for!
So I powdered my nose, threw on my new cowboy boots Daddy bought me special for dodging massive cow patties :) and headed out. This annual event is held at the "party house" where all sorts of fun events happen on the farm. It's a beautiful house complete with a massive kitchen, upstairs bunks, and warm cozy fireplace...
There was a bonfire for the kids to run around, food galore outside for the hundreds of people there to snack on (including Jeff's mama's bread pudding which is to die for!) , and of course a fireworks show that lasts probably 15 minutes!
But I wont lie, after the fireworks, and the crowd died down, it was a low key New Years for me...I could barely keep my eyes open until midnight (actually...did I?) so I could grab a quick sugar, then crash. Sheesh, I'm old. And quite happy with that, thank you very much.
Saturday, it was U.G.L.Y weather....so we made a shopping day of it and "went to town" as my sister likes to make fun of Jeff saying. We watched the Bamer game at Buffalo Wild Wings, then hit up some New Years sales, and off to the theater for some layered butter popcorn and to see True Grit. I wont lie, westerns are NOT my thing. Half of my time may be spent in the country, but you can keep John Wayne. However, this was definitely a good movie. And listening to J quote the entire thing kept me entertained too. ;)
Sunday the clouds parted and it was sunny. After shopping all day Saturday, a lazy farm day was right up our alley. After church, Jeff's daddy called for help at the barn. This is when I just grab a camera and get on the Kubota. J accepts this, I'm definitely still learning, and he knows its better if I stay out of the way. So he tells me "go stand on the fence and stay clear." I do as I'm told. These cows are 1,000 pounds. I am not a cow whisperer. Just a donkey whisperer (remember?).
Apparently it was time for these lovelies to go to auction, or the stockyard, or whatever. Which means herding them up from waaaay out in the field. It can get chaotic, there's a lot of mamas who do NOT like to be seperated from their bambinos. It gets LOUD with all that mooing. I think I even heard one say "Eat more chikin." I'm just saying.
Cows get in that need to be out, and vice versa. So Jeff and Mr. Rob do their thing, which to me looks like a bunch of flailing arms in the air and hollering. But the cows seem to listen, after a minute.... and go where they're shoved. Hello, cute thang....from a distance you hardly smell like cows. ;)
I, like a good civilian, stood on the fence, and watched. This ol' girl even decided to pose. What a ham. Or is it a burger, I guess. I'd actually like to think she's going to be sold to someone else and live on their big beautiful green farm and be a mama forever and ever....Amen.
After everyone was appropriated herded, we drove off to the sad mooing of mamas standing on the fence, I'm not lying...this part was sad....and decided on a little target practice with Jeff's new Christmas present. Actually, Jeff decided this, I tagged along. He's lucky he's dating such a tomboy.
And not to brag, I'm pretty dang good with that little thing. Even better than with my own pistol. I need practice.
And Jeff could win tournaments, it's not fair.
With all the cans shredded and bullseyes hit, we loaded up and headed back to the house. I needed to do something girly, so I baked a banana pudding pie in a pink shirt. No pictures, but it was DE-VINE.
And I can't lie, even with all that moo-cryin going on outside, I probably had the best steak ever that night. ;) Such is life.
It was a good first weekend of 2011. Actually it was great. I was right where I wanted to be. Let me say it again, as I smile, I'm right where I want to be. Happy New Year, friends.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

A Special Visitor!

After Christmas, I got a belated Christmas present....a super fun (and unfortunately super short) visit from Haley! She flew in from Korea for Christmas with her family, and after being sick the majority of the time :( she managed to swing through Columbus to spend the day with little ol' me!
So I played hookey from work and we got pedicures and hit up all the sales...she had to buy some necessities she simply cannot get in Korea...hello Ulta!....and ate our weight in good ol' American BBQ for lunch!
And for dinner, we met up with Chrissie, and Jeff treated us to our favorite sushi at Sushiko! (Cue: the random waiter who loved getting his picture taken...hehe)
Haley told us all kinds of stories....some came with shock and awe, I must say... ;) I personally am quick interested in her remote control toilet.
I gave my best pouty face, and begged her not to go back....to no avail.
With hugs and kisses, it was back on a plane, 14 hours and 2,000 miles away. WAY TOO FAR! So I'll ask again, Oh Jeffrey? (I'm batting my eyes, and giving you that reeeeally sweet smile), when did you say you'll fly me to Korea? ;)

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Christmas Memories

Christmas festivities started early in Juniper with Jeff and I opening our gifts early...because we're (er, I'm) impatient like that!
And where there are Christmas cards, you can bet your bottom dollar I'm gonna find one with an owl on it!
So on to present number one, and Jeffrey did a great job of playing dumb all night....considering all he practically asked for was a new TV for his bedroom. I personally think a trip to the eye doc would solve the problem of "I can't read the stupid menu on this tiny tv!!" .....but he seems to think upping the tv size will do the trick... I suppose the question is for how long....hehe! Love you!
So on to the stocking, with the usual nonesense DVDs, etc. But make sure you check the toe, dear..... What are those, bullets? But...for what.....
Between Jeff and the puppies (remember I was hiding pups before Christmas!), it took no time at all for them to tear into that last package then! I think he assumed it was a new shirt (B.O.R.I.N.G.....) because again, Mr. Practical had asked for it. WRONG, Buddy!
That's right, my first gun to you. And it's one of the "B's"....because he says "Babe, you can never go wrong with the three B's." For those of you who are curious, that would be a Browning, Benelli, or Beretta. I need to start saving like NOW. Sheesh.
A happy boy. And this makes me a happy girl. It took him a while to notice his name engraved on the barrel, but when he did, he knew he was something special in my book.
Now, let me say, I was there for all this, though I may not be in any of the pictures. Promise. That's because when I opened my present I became melted, truly, I became one, with my prize! That is to say, precious Jeffrey got me my first "big girl camera", a Nikon, which hasn't left my face since then! And clearly he was feeding Daddy information as well, becasuse on Christmas I received a kickbutt tripod and camera bag to go with it, sneaky boy. So, with that being said, we had to freeze what we were doing, give the ol' Nike a quick charge, and then carry on! Just look at the difference in J in the pic below and and one above from my old camera, man please! (I'm totally in love with this camera.... and the subject of course!) THANK YOU!!!
Next up: Christmas in Oxford.....
After Mama and Jessie's surprise early presents Christmas Eve, we headed off to the Christmas Eve service at our church in Anniston. I love this service, and am humbled to be reminded that over 2000 years ago a tiny baby was so meekly born among donkeys and camels and haybales to save me, from myself.
Once home from church, we threw all patience out the window (thanks to the pups our priorities and focus has now changed) so we decided to open all our presents that night. This also was necessary becuase they were already half opened thanks to Thing 1 and Thing 2 already....
They clearly were a BIG help.....
Someone definitely thought he was in charge of present distribution.
And the other just flat out disappeared into the tree. Seriously, it's like Where's Waldo?
But HOW can you not love that face?
First up Christmas Day was to Montgomery to Mimi and PawPaw's house...and to hope Mimi didn't go to hollerin' when she saw to white furballs in the house! (She cracked a grin really quick, so we knew we were safe!)
And PawPaw and pup #2 hit it off too!
After waaay too much food, all of which is necessary when Mimi cooks, because I will never come close, we open presents and play Dirty Santa. My gift to PawPaw trumped everyone's....nanny nanny boo boo! This was by far his fave, I'm not even joking, and like he said "A little dab'll do ya!"
Normal cousin pic with our precious grandparents.
My beautiful family.
Last stop was my Grandmothers house, who was as beautiful as ever. It warmed my heart to see so many people there to love on her and celebrate Christmas with her. She may have been as dolled up as she always is, but I can only imagine how heavy her heart was, and is, to celebrate her first Christmas without Wes. But she is a strong woman, with all these people around her, loving her every minute to make her even stronger!
So with that, as usual, we ate our weight in her yummy food, and opened our swap gifts!

Because my Aunt Claudia is a rockstar, I of course, got owl jewelry! You know me so well! Love you!

And Joanna can be so stylin' in her cute scarves, but deep down she's a tomboy. So someone knew this hunter would love a Remington dufflebag, ha!

And after their first Christmas, I know a few pups who were quite pooped! How pitiful is this! I think we all were actually, but nothing beats all this family, I cannot ask for much more!